{"product_id":"dept-minor-cataclisms","title":"Department of Minor Cataclysms","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bbbbb; font-family: -webkit-standard; caret-color: #bbbbb;\"\u003eWe will get your minor cataclysms sorted out. No problem. Trust us, we are professionals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bbbbb; font-family: -webkit-standard; caret-color: #bbbbb;\"\u003eThis academic department tee is designed in a classic collegiate style, printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed shirt for a relaxed, bookstore-ready feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bbbbb; font-family: -webkit-standard; caret-color: #bbbbb;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #bbbbb;\"\u003eThis is one of the Founding Departments of Widdershins Institute — created for students of wit, restraint, and well-timed chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid; text-align: left;\" data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003e• Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors 1717 tee\u003cbr data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e• Garment-dyed for a vintage academic look\u003cbr data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003e• Relaxed unisex fit\u003cbr data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e• Professionally printed design\u003cbr data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1258\"\u003e• Designed as part of the Black Cat Academy Founding Departments Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid; text-align: left;\" data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1402\"\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid; text-align: left;\" data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e• Garment-dyed for lived-in softness\u003cbr data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003e• Relaxed unisex fit\u003cbr data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003e• True to size (size up for oversized look)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid; text-align: left;\" data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1589\"\u003eAvailable in:\u003cbr\u003eBlue Jean\u003cbr data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003eIvory\u003cbr data-start=\"1570\" data-end=\"1573\"\u003ePepper\u003cbr data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid; text-align: left;\" data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eDark shirts feature ivory ink.\u003cbr data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eLight shirts feature black ink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-decoration-thickness: auto; text-decoration-style: solid; text-align: left;\" data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"1982\"\u003e• Wash inside out\u003cbr data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003e• Cold wash recommended\u003cbr data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1927\"\u003e• Tumble dry low\u003cbr data-start=\"1943\" data-end=\"1946\"\u003e• Do not iron directly over design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e.: Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e.: Sewn-in label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46671692529849,"sku":"36172000708286848165","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":46671692562617,"sku":"23451673533252737259","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46671692595385,"sku":"27873025579307062839","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":46671692628153,"sku":"11839442905718504655","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":46671692660921,"sku":"18610467194510025491","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46671692693689,"sku":"64707531756787889435","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":46671692726457,"sku":"30256901783108311631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":46671692759225,"sku":"16619439030047425598","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":46671692791993,"sku":"27350111877308072065","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46671692824761,"sku":"36729209247621948157","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":46671692857529,"sku":"89776866278857088845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":46671692890297,"sku":"10794613025188513125","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":46671692923065,"sku":"28030462564597328706","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46671692955833,"sku":"23497677874195222807","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":46671692988601,"sku":"29657145272388715301","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":46671693021369,"sku":"32210757072379359204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":46671693054137,"sku":"11986409272208509589","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46671693086905,"sku":"95418997975311487725","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":46671693119673,"sku":"82173553705622943069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":46671693152441,"sku":"31576587619248985333","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/6674\/7065\/files\/20260603175114-1f15f74d-050f-6310-adf5-5e6aa8cf0e00.jpg?v=1780516660","url":"https:\/\/quirkiositymagicco.com\/products\/dept-minor-cataclisms","provider":"Quirkiosity Magic Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}